《大话西游》2
2002-03-22 00:24 | mary_c_z
Act 2
J端详着自己的手上台，走到了河边。
J: That nastyy monkey! He touched my hand! I’ll wash my hand carefully and thoroughly!
( 蹲下用力地洗手 ) I’ll make them clean! I’ll make them clean! That nasty monkey!
M到河边打水，和J冤家路窄地遇上了。
M: You witch! How dare you stay here?
J: This is my territory! Why can’t I stay here?
M: If you dare harm my master, I’ll kill you, I swear!
J: I absolutely, definitely and certainly want to eat Tangg Seng, how can you deal with me?
M: You think I dare not kill you?
J: You dare not! You dare not! Just come on! Come on and have a fight! See who will win!
出乎J的意料，M竟然真的跳过了和，第三次抓住了J的手腕。
J: You touch my hand again! It’s the third time in a day! I can never get my hand clean again!
( 她用力甩脱了M蹲下洗手 ) I’ll make them clean!
M: You want to wash your hand? I myself want to wash my hand too! It’s the third time I touch a monster’s hand in a day!
M竟然也蹲下洗起手来。
J: Do you have any soap?
M: Yes. ( 变出LUX )
J: I don’t use that brand. I prefer Safeguard.
M: Here you are. ( 变出Safeguard)
J 没有接肥皂，她忽然觉得这一切是多么的好笑，甩着手上的水珠在河边坐了下来。M也跟着坐了下来。
J: How wonderful. How did you do that? I mean the soap.
M: Like a slice of cake! I’m adept at magic arts and can change my shape at will into 72 different things. For example a rabbit ( 做兔子状 ), and a snake ( 做蛇状 )……
J: That’s interesting!
已经很久没有人称赞自己的魔法了，M一时竟忘了身边坐着的是要吃自己师父的妖精，快活地和J攀谈起来。
M: When I was young, I spoiled the whole Peach Festival. I ate up all the food and stole the pill of
immortality from the house of Lao Jun and…… Even the Lord of Heaven was afraid of me!
J的脸上露出追星少女才有的表情。
J: Oh, I know you! You are Governor of Heaven and great Saint! I have been your fan since 500
hundreds years ago!
她诚挚的目光毫不闪避地停在M的脸上，M五百年来，不，是有生以来第一次，有些不好意思了。
J: You are so powerful, why are you following that ugly, lazy and granny-like monk?
M: ( 终于找到话题可以摆脱窘境了 ) Well, Buddha shut me in a magic mountain and Guan Yin
gave me two choices: protect Tang Seng or die under the mountain. I don’t want to die, so I
chose the former.
J: Poor monkey!
M: Fortunately, my maser is not so bad although he is old, ugly and granny-like.
TPS在一边偷停已久，T听到土地这样评价自己真是火冒三丈，恨不得立刻冲上去个M两个耳光，幸而P拉住了他。
M: Guan Yin is more terrible. She is ugly and cruel. She always keeps a strait face!
两人一时都没了话题，尴尬的沉默继续着，而沉默中响起了轻柔的歌声，是Eyes On Me。J的眼睛虽然没有看着M，可她心里已看了无数遍了。终于，她抿嘴一笑，打破了沉默。
J: Jenny White.
M: What?
J: My name.
M应了一声便在也没有别的反应了，于是沉默继续着。周围更静了，而歌声却更清楚了，空灵的声音细细的，如同河水流淌。
J: Anyway, your life is better than mine. At least you can travel around and see the world, but I
have to stay in this boring mountain all my life.
J望着天空。
J: That what I used to think. Today, I think my life is going to change.
Will you take me to see the world?
J羞涩，不敢看M的反应，自己站起身来。
J: I have a dream that one day, my hero will come to marry me under thousands of eyes.
J也惊讶自己回说出这么大胆的话，她等着M的回答，可靠是,听不到M的声音。
J: Monkey?
J俯身去看。
J: Monkey?
T以为这女妖精将要做出什么荒唐的举动了，忙拉P。
T: Let’s go! Let’s go! Love scene is not good for kids like you.
P: Why don’t we wait for monkey?
T: He’ll catch up with us.
T强把P和S拉走了。
这时的J也发现M已经睡着了。
J: He’s asleep.
He’s a nice guy.
J温柔而又甜蜜地一笑， 从手腕上退下一只手镯，轻轻放在M的手中，离去了。
M醒来，看到手镯，才相信今天发生的一切都是真的。
M: Cool. Beautiful girl!
Oh, I should catch up with my master!
M匆匆跑下。
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[img]http://album.yinsha.com/userdb/1380390/1380390025/a349229.jpg
J端详着自己的手上台，走到了河边。
J: That nastyy monkey! He touched my hand! I’ll wash my hand carefully and thoroughly!
( 蹲下用力地洗手 ) I’ll make them clean! I’ll make them clean! That nasty monkey!
M到河边打水，和J冤家路窄地遇上了。
M: You witch! How dare you stay here?
J: This is my territory! Why can’t I stay here?
M: If you dare harm my master, I’ll kill you, I swear!
J: I absolutely, definitely and certainly want to eat Tangg Seng, how can you deal with me?
M: You think I dare not kill you?
J: You dare not! You dare not! Just come on! Come on and have a fight! See who will win!
出乎J的意料，M竟然真的跳过了和，第三次抓住了J的手腕。
J: You touch my hand again! It’s the third time in a day! I can never get my hand clean again!
( 她用力甩脱了M蹲下洗手 ) I’ll make them clean!
M: You want to wash your hand? I myself want to wash my hand too! It’s the third time I touch a monster’s hand in a day!
M竟然也蹲下洗起手来。
J: Do you have any soap?
M: Yes. ( 变出LUX )
J: I don’t use that brand. I prefer Safeguard.
M: Here you are. ( 变出Safeguard)
J 没有接肥皂，她忽然觉得这一切是多么的好笑，甩着手上的水珠在河边坐了下来。M也跟着坐了下来。
J: How wonderful. How did you do that? I mean the soap.
M: Like a slice of cake! I’m adept at magic arts and can change my shape at will into 72 different things. For example a rabbit ( 做兔子状 ), and a snake ( 做蛇状 )……
J: That’s interesting!
已经很久没有人称赞自己的魔法了，M一时竟忘了身边坐着的是要吃自己师父的妖精，快活地和J攀谈起来。
M: When I was young, I spoiled the whole Peach Festival. I ate up all the food and stole the pill of
immortality from the house of Lao Jun and…… Even the Lord of Heaven was afraid of me!
J的脸上露出追星少女才有的表情。
J: Oh, I know you! You are Governor of Heaven and great Saint! I have been your fan since 500
hundreds years ago!
她诚挚的目光毫不闪避地停在M的脸上，M五百年来，不，是有生以来第一次，有些不好意思了。
J: You are so powerful, why are you following that ugly, lazy and granny-like monk?
M: ( 终于找到话题可以摆脱窘境了 ) Well, Buddha shut me in a magic mountain and Guan Yin
gave me two choices: protect Tang Seng or die under the mountain. I don’t want to die, so I
chose the former.
J: Poor monkey!
M: Fortunately, my maser is not so bad although he is old, ugly and granny-like.
TPS在一边偷停已久，T听到土地这样评价自己真是火冒三丈，恨不得立刻冲上去个M两个耳光，幸而P拉住了他。
M: Guan Yin is more terrible. She is ugly and cruel. She always keeps a strait face!
两人一时都没了话题，尴尬的沉默继续着，而沉默中响起了轻柔的歌声，是Eyes On Me。J的眼睛虽然没有看着M，可她心里已看了无数遍了。终于，她抿嘴一笑，打破了沉默。
J: Jenny White.
M: What?
J: My name.
M应了一声便在也没有别的反应了，于是沉默继续着。周围更静了，而歌声却更清楚了，空灵的声音细细的，如同河水流淌。
J: Anyway, your life is better than mine. At least you can travel around and see the world, but I
have to stay in this boring mountain all my life.
J望着天空。
J: That what I used to think. Today, I think my life is going to change.
Will you take me to see the world?
J羞涩，不敢看M的反应，自己站起身来。
J: I have a dream that one day, my hero will come to marry me under thousands of eyes.
J也惊讶自己回说出这么大胆的话，她等着M的回答，可靠是,听不到M的声音。
J: Monkey?
J俯身去看。
J: Monkey?
T以为这女妖精将要做出什么荒唐的举动了，忙拉P。
T: Let’s go! Let’s go! Love scene is not good for kids like you.
P: Why don’t we wait for monkey?
T: He’ll catch up with us.
T强把P和S拉走了。
这时的J也发现M已经睡着了。
J: He’s asleep.
He’s a nice guy.
J温柔而又甜蜜地一笑， 从手腕上退下一只手镯，轻轻放在M的手中，离去了。
M醒来，看到手镯，才相信今天发生的一切都是真的。
M: Cool. Beautiful girl!
Oh, I should catch up with my master!
M匆匆跑下。
-
[img]http://album.yinsha.com/userdb/1380390/1380390025/a349229.jpg