《大话西游》3
2002-03-22 00:25 | mary_c_z
Act 3
T P S在森林里迷了路。
S: Sir, may I go to WC please?
T: I’ve told you a million and once times, you should ask like this: “Sir, may I go to the water
closest please? ”Say it again.
S: Sir, may I go to the water closest please?
T: All right. You scan go.
S三步并作两步跑开了。T和P继续在森林里乱转。
Y为J的拒绝而不快，独自在领地里散步。
T看到了Y便向他问路。
T: Excuse me, handsome young man. Can you tell me the way out of this forest?
Y: Why should I tell you?
T: Because I’m the famous Tang Seng, who will one day be everyone’s hero. I’m going to the
Western Paradise.
Y: Ah, I know you. I know you. Come on, I’ll show you the way.
Since it’s dark, and the road is rough, how about tie our hands together, and I go in the front?
T: Okay! How clever you are! It’s very kind of you. Thank you.
Y用绳子将T P捆住。
S从WC回来，见到这一目，不由得目瞪口呆。
S: Hey, you monster! What are you going to do with my master and Piggy?
T: Of course, eat them. What else can I do, to serve them coffee?
S: Leave your name and I’ll tell Monkey when he is back. He will definitely beat you to death!
T: ( 自豪地拍着胸脯 ) I’m Jenny White’s future husband, the most famous Yellow Coat
Monster!
Y 袍袖一挥，掀起一阵妖风将S卷下了台。
J由舞台另一边上。她似乎是回到了自己的洞中，但她的心显然还留在河边。
Y牵着TP，掩饰不这内心的兴奋，掏出手机拨通了J的号码。
J的电话铃响，她接了电话。
J: Hello?
她的声音依旧甜美。
Y: Hello! Honey, it’s me again……
J的语气立刻变了。
J: What devils are you doing? It’s the second time you phone me today! What’s the matter?
Y: Will you marry me?
J: ( 又好气又好笑 )It’s the 100th time. Of course not!
她说着就想要挂断。
Y: Hey, but I have a piece of wonderful news this time. I’ve got Tang Seng in my hand. It will be
the present if you agree to marry me.
J: What? You’ve caught Tang Seng?
( 捂住了话筒 ) Oh, I can’t believe it. I must tell Monkey, otherwise, he’ll be worried.
Y: Hello! Hello! Are you still there?
J: Oh yes, I……
Y: I’m waiting for your answer.
J: Mn, I’ll……I’ll think about it.
Y: Hurray! It’s the first time in 400 years that you agree to think about it. I’m so happy. I’ll
look up in the recipe to see how to make Tang Seng delicious. Bye, my honey, the light of my life, the joy of my heart!
Y挂了电话，将TP带下。
J: I must tell Monkey!
J匆匆跑出门去，而此时MS也到了她的门口。
M: Jenny White, come out!
J见到了M脸上的表情十分复杂。
J: Monkey, I wanna tell you that……
M: You! You fooled me. You caught my master……
J: No, I didn’t. It was……
S: It’s your future husband that did it!
M: You! I have told you never to harm my master! I’ll kill anyone who dare touch my master!
M说着，已举起了金箍棒。J哀怨地看了他一眼，低头闭上眼睛，也不闪避。M那一棍终于没有打下去。
M: I’ll never see you again. Never present yourself in front of me. Otherwise, the next time we meet, one of us will die!
M猛然迎上了J的泪眼，他的心抽疼，但他一咬牙，将这疼痛抛开，从怀里取出那手镯，将它扔在了J的面前，接着头也不回地走了。他想就这样断了自己一时糊涂所做的傻事。
S狠狠地瞪了J一眼，下。
J怔怔看着M远去的方向，欲哭而无泪。
她拾起手镯。
J: It wasn’t me. It’s Yellow. He is not my fiancé. Monkey you do not believe me. To you Tang
Seng is more important than I am.
J默默地走了几步。
J: But I don’t care. I’ll try to help you. I’ll try to save Tang Seng.
J在路边的电话亭给Y打电话。
Y在舞台边，听见手机响，接电话。
J: Hello, it’s me. I say yes.
Y: Cool! When would you like to have the ceremony?
J: The sooner the better. I’d like to have Tang Seng as the main dish, but don’t touch him
before that day.
Y: That’s fine. I can’t wait. How about tomorrow?
J: As you like.
Y: Million of kisses to you. ( 吻了话筒 ) Honey, bye!
J挂了电话，失魂落魄地下去了。
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[img]http://album.yinsha.com/userdb/1380390/1380390025/a349229.jpg
T P S在森林里迷了路。
S: Sir, may I go to WC please?
T: I’ve told you a million and once times, you should ask like this: “Sir, may I go to the water
closest please? ”Say it again.
S: Sir, may I go to the water closest please?
T: All right. You scan go.
S三步并作两步跑开了。T和P继续在森林里乱转。
Y为J的拒绝而不快，独自在领地里散步。
T看到了Y便向他问路。
T: Excuse me, handsome young man. Can you tell me the way out of this forest?
Y: Why should I tell you?
T: Because I’m the famous Tang Seng, who will one day be everyone’s hero. I’m going to the
Western Paradise.
Y: Ah, I know you. I know you. Come on, I’ll show you the way.
Since it’s dark, and the road is rough, how about tie our hands together, and I go in the front?
T: Okay! How clever you are! It’s very kind of you. Thank you.
Y用绳子将T P捆住。
S从WC回来，见到这一目，不由得目瞪口呆。
S: Hey, you monster! What are you going to do with my master and Piggy?
T: Of course, eat them. What else can I do, to serve them coffee?
S: Leave your name and I’ll tell Monkey when he is back. He will definitely beat you to death!
T: ( 自豪地拍着胸脯 ) I’m Jenny White’s future husband, the most famous Yellow Coat
Monster!
Y 袍袖一挥，掀起一阵妖风将S卷下了台。
J由舞台另一边上。她似乎是回到了自己的洞中，但她的心显然还留在河边。
Y牵着TP，掩饰不这内心的兴奋，掏出手机拨通了J的号码。
J的电话铃响，她接了电话。
J: Hello?
她的声音依旧甜美。
Y: Hello! Honey, it’s me again……
J的语气立刻变了。
J: What devils are you doing? It’s the second time you phone me today! What’s the matter?
Y: Will you marry me?
J: ( 又好气又好笑 )It’s the 100th time. Of course not!
她说着就想要挂断。
Y: Hey, but I have a piece of wonderful news this time. I’ve got Tang Seng in my hand. It will be
the present if you agree to marry me.
J: What? You’ve caught Tang Seng?
( 捂住了话筒 ) Oh, I can’t believe it. I must tell Monkey, otherwise, he’ll be worried.
Y: Hello! Hello! Are you still there?
J: Oh yes, I……
Y: I’m waiting for your answer.
J: Mn, I’ll……I’ll think about it.
Y: Hurray! It’s the first time in 400 years that you agree to think about it. I’m so happy. I’ll
look up in the recipe to see how to make Tang Seng delicious. Bye, my honey, the light of my life, the joy of my heart!
Y挂了电话，将TP带下。
J: I must tell Monkey!
J匆匆跑出门去，而此时MS也到了她的门口。
M: Jenny White, come out!
J见到了M脸上的表情十分复杂。
J: Monkey, I wanna tell you that……
M: You! You fooled me. You caught my master……
J: No, I didn’t. It was……
S: It’s your future husband that did it!
M: You! I have told you never to harm my master! I’ll kill anyone who dare touch my master!
M说着，已举起了金箍棒。J哀怨地看了他一眼，低头闭上眼睛，也不闪避。M那一棍终于没有打下去。
M: I’ll never see you again. Never present yourself in front of me. Otherwise, the next time we meet, one of us will die!
M猛然迎上了J的泪眼，他的心抽疼，但他一咬牙，将这疼痛抛开，从怀里取出那手镯，将它扔在了J的面前，接着头也不回地走了。他想就这样断了自己一时糊涂所做的傻事。
S狠狠地瞪了J一眼，下。
J怔怔看着M远去的方向，欲哭而无泪。
她拾起手镯。
J: It wasn’t me. It’s Yellow. He is not my fiancé. Monkey you do not believe me. To you Tang
Seng is more important than I am.
J默默地走了几步。
J: But I don’t care. I’ll try to help you. I’ll try to save Tang Seng.
J在路边的电话亭给Y打电话。
Y在舞台边，听见手机响，接电话。
J: Hello, it’s me. I say yes.
Y: Cool! When would you like to have the ceremony?
J: The sooner the better. I’d like to have Tang Seng as the main dish, but don’t touch him
before that day.
Y: That’s fine. I can’t wait. How about tomorrow?
J: As you like.
Y: Million of kisses to you. ( 吻了话筒 ) Honey, bye!
J挂了电话，失魂落魄地下去了。
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[img]http://album.yinsha.com/userdb/1380390/1380390025/a349229.jpg