DQ7 神之Quickjoke（小笑话）一览（不断更新中）
2006-07-12 11:54 | bobohc
DQ系列作品中也有好多恶搞的地方，像DQ3中XX城（玩的太早，记不得了>.<）的晚上会有漂亮mm给你按摩，但是场景及人物对话的渲染却很容易让人误解为是在那个啥，记得还曾经在某篇攻略上看到有人这样描述：“在本城夜晚有H情节，请玩家自行体会”狂汗啊－_______－！！完全被Enix设下的圈套套住了XD类似的还有DQ5中磨刀的老太婆，嘿嘿的阴森森得笑着，劝你在此留宿，然后趁你睡觉的时候施了魔法，让你在床上动弹不得，随后就是深夜里传来的磨刀的声音，俨然一种“磨刀霍霍向牛羊”的感觉。记得第一次玩到这里的时候吓得够呛，后来才知道施加魔法是为了让你睡得更安稳些，半夜里磨的刀是主角的武器，磨好后主角竟然还有力量永久＋5的奖励！Orz...这个落差真是让人哭笑不得啊，同时也让人深深佩服Enix的创意，这些小小的kuso细节，给DQ的对于新人来说略有些枯燥的情节设计增加了不少情趣。类似的像DQ6中漂亮的兔女郎mm在你脸上“扑扑扑～”，给带队的人永久增加魅力5，DQ7中赌城阳台上的舞女继承了6中兔女郎的绝技（估计是她的徒弟=o=），也会给你“扑扑扑～”，不过是用来增加赌运用的～～停，打住，话题貌似有些扯远了，下面转入正题。咳咳～
人类的世界里有人类的小笑话，那么DQ世界里当然也不乏这些东西，这不，DQ7中的隐藏boss“神”就有搜集这方面素材的爱好，而且把这些小笑话当作攻击招式来使用，令我方队员大笑不直，直躺在地上打滚（有些夸张了--!)。到底是些什么小笑话让勇者们笑成这样捏？下面就把我总结出来的小笑话列出来，大家一起来笑一笑XD
1 A guy made a Hork drawn carriage,but it wouldn't start,not enough Hork.
2 A Hork went on vacation.It ordered tomb service!
3 Eh,he might be a teen idle now,but he has no class!
4 Always an inn,never an out!
5 The scuffy bards has a new song,"Slime is on my side."
6 A monster felt unwelcome,it was Slime to move on!
7 Penthouse suite?No,I said:"Crestpent House? sweet!"
8 Slimes like it smily!
9 Going somewhere? Engow!
10 The leather shield will never yield!
11 What did the cleric teach his pet slime?Heal!
12 I swordaroo the day I hurt a banegaroo!
13 Diet?you have come to the wrong place. This is slime fast.
14 Dammit Amitt!
15 A tidal wave hit some imps.The result,a missing Imp,possibly two.
16 A seafarer got a loan,but the high rate made him an irate pirate!
17 A guy has a monster girlfriend.Their relationship is Eggplatonic!
18 A CatMage went out to eat.It asked for extra potions!
19 Heard the one about the Bombcrag who liked rock and roll?
20 Sage?Where is Parsley,Rosemary and Thyme?
21 A battle with a Dragon does tend to drag on.
22 SlimeNites are cowards.They can't sleep without their knight light
23 I stepped on a monster and went slip sliming away.
24 "There is a Armorpion in the castle!""Get it to go outside!"
25 You taught an Imp to cast spells?That's a MageImp!
26 Florajay grew an extra wing.It jioned a three wing circus.
27 Why did the Slime cross the bridge?To get to the other Slime!
28 Hear about the sad robber?He is a thief in grief!
29 A troll got kicked out of the army.It missed Troll call.
30 Cannibox do the hustle?No,it doesn't have defeat for it.
31 A Slime hid gold in a wound,so we had to find it in the nick of the slime.
32 Let's play Cactiball!Three spikes and you're out!
33 What does a Slime use to calculate?A Slime rule!
肯定还有其他的更多的笑话，但是目前只搜集了这么多，不断更新中，嗯
里面有好多DQ7中怪物的名字，没玩过DQ7的人..应该是看不懂的，先这么列出来，能看懂的就先乐乐，等搜集起了我再逐一翻译吧...其实里面有好多笑话都是英文版才可笑，翻译过来就没意思了＝＝
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人类的世界里有人类的小笑话，那么DQ世界里当然也不乏这些东西，这不，DQ7中的隐藏boss“神”就有搜集这方面素材的爱好，而且把这些小笑话当作攻击招式来使用，令我方队员大笑不直，直躺在地上打滚（有些夸张了--!)。到底是些什么小笑话让勇者们笑成这样捏？下面就把我总结出来的小笑话列出来，大家一起来笑一笑XD
1 A guy made a Hork drawn carriage,but it wouldn't start,not enough Hork.
2 A Hork went on vacation.It ordered tomb service!
3 Eh,he might be a teen idle now,but he has no class!
4 Always an inn,never an out!
5 The scuffy bards has a new song,"Slime is on my side."
6 A monster felt unwelcome,it was Slime to move on!
7 Penthouse suite?No,I said:"Crestpent House? sweet!"
8 Slimes like it smily!
9 Going somewhere? Engow!
10 The leather shield will never yield!
11 What did the cleric teach his pet slime?Heal!
12 I swordaroo the day I hurt a banegaroo!
13 Diet?you have come to the wrong place. This is slime fast.
14 Dammit Amitt!
15 A tidal wave hit some imps.The result,a missing Imp,possibly two.
16 A seafarer got a loan,but the high rate made him an irate pirate!
17 A guy has a monster girlfriend.Their relationship is Eggplatonic!
18 A CatMage went out to eat.It asked for extra potions!
19 Heard the one about the Bombcrag who liked rock and roll?
20 Sage?Where is Parsley,Rosemary and Thyme?
21 A battle with a Dragon does tend to drag on.
22 SlimeNites are cowards.They can't sleep without their knight light
23 I stepped on a monster and went slip sliming away.
24 "There is a Armorpion in the castle!""Get it to go outside!"
25 You taught an Imp to cast spells?That's a MageImp!
26 Florajay grew an extra wing.It jioned a three wing circus.
27 Why did the Slime cross the bridge?To get to the other Slime!
28 Hear about the sad robber?He is a thief in grief!
29 A troll got kicked out of the army.It missed Troll call.
30 Cannibox do the hustle?No,it doesn't have defeat for it.
31 A Slime hid gold in a wound,so we had to find it in the nick of the slime.
32 Let's play Cactiball!Three spikes and you're out!
33 What does a Slime use to calculate?A Slime rule!
肯定还有其他的更多的笑话，但是目前只搜集了这么多，不断更新中，嗯
里面有好多DQ7中怪物的名字，没玩过DQ7的人..应该是看不懂的，先这么列出来，能看懂的就先乐乐，等搜集起了我再逐一翻译吧...其实里面有好多笑话都是英文版才可笑，翻译过来就没意思了＝＝
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DQ7专题制作进行时...